Not Yo Mama's Affairs Craft Fair
Not Yo Mama's Affairs Craft Fair

BREAKING NEWS: Milk helps acid reflux….at the 4th Street Chili Cook-Off

Author: ; Published: Mar 3, 2011; Category: Uncategorized; Tags: None; Be the first to comment!

Come say hi to to the Not Yo Mama ladies at the 2nd Annual 4th St. Chili Cook-off, at Parlay Studios in Downtown Jersey City.

Heartburn never felt soOo good! AND, you lucky jerks, the shenanigans start promptly at 2:00 PM.

Looking for something to cool your mouth???¬† Well, look elsewhere… We’ve gotten in the chili spirit, and will be selling FIERY CHOCOLATE BROWNIE BOMBS. For the LESS adventurous, (why are you going?), we’ll have that old standby: the chocolate chip cookie made with real butter, or Parkay – just like yo mama wishes you’d learned how to make….while she was slaving over that hot stove for your porky little belly!

AND WE’LL BE DOING A RAFFLE!! – Guess the amount of Rolaids in the fancy jar*, and WIN!!!…
that many Rolaids!!!

*FINEish PRINT…..(sub generic brand name here…and does not include fancy jar, so BYOJ).

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